Job Application - posted
by
B.
on 7/24/2010
Message:
To Whom It May Concern, I would like to apply for a position of claims rep for ALL the exclusive group of Camp Lejeune Water Survivors. I will only need ONE stamp (APPROVED) to help clear your backlog of claims for all those suffering. I have knowledge of someone who specializes in dumpster-diving to locate misdirected claims so these fine folks won't need to refile. There is no need in offering me your huge bonus package or the 2.6 million dollar trips to Las Vegas as I am fine where I am. I am sure I can recruit several others to help speed the process. If interested, please reply to this post. I wait to hear from you. |
