Job Application - posted by B. on 7/24/2010

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To Whom It May Concern, I would like to apply for a position of claims rep for ALL the exclusive group of Camp Lejeune Water Survivors. I will only need ONE stamp (APPROVED) to help clear your backlog of claims for all those suffering. I have knowledge of someone who specializes in dumpster-diving to locate misdirected claims so these fine folks won't need to refile. There is no need in offering me your huge bonus package or the 2.6 million dollar trips to Las Vegas as I am fine where I am. I am sure I can recruit several others to help speed the process. If interested, please reply to this post. I wait to hear from you.

RE: Job Application - posted by Mrs. Bruce on 7/25/2010

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ZillaUU, The "entertainers" in Vegas are hookers but the folks in DC don't like to have things stated so plainly. They don't mind spending tax dollars intended for Veterans and their families on hookers but they want us to use polite terms in all of our communications with or about the fine folks in DC. It's like the deal where the VA used the same dirty colonoscopy equipment all day long from Veteran to Veteran spreading diseases such as AIDS and hepatitis. I was informed by one congressional staffer that the folks in DC would better like to have the colonoscopies described as tainted rather than nasty. It's all about their sensitivities not about the harm which has been done to Veterans and their families. They can overlook the use of contaminated equipment as long as we all agree that the equipment was tainted and not nasty!